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    Bàn chuyện đánh nhau

    (sưu tầm)

    1. MỸ: “Tao muốn đánh thằng nào, là tao đánh thằng đó. Ngoài ra, tao bao tiền súng!”

    2. NATO: “Mỹ đánh thằng nào, tao đánh thằng đó!”.

    3. NGA: “Thằng nào bật tao, tao cắt dầu lửa!”.

    4. ISRAEL: “thằng nào ngấm ngầm muốn đánh tao, tao đánh thằng đó!”.

    5. NHẬT: “thằng nào đánh tao, tao sẽ bảo Mỹ đánh thằng đó. Nếu chúng mày không ngừng tấn công, tao cho Maria Ozawa nghỉ việc!”.

    6. TRUNG QUỐC: “Thằng nào gần tao, tao đánh thằng đó!”.

    7. ĐÀI LOAN: “Thằng nào đòi đánh tao, tao bảo báo chí chửi thằng đó!”.

    8. NAM HÀN: “Thằng nào định đánh tao, tao tập trận với thằng Mỹ!”.

    9. BẮC HÀN: “Thằng nào làm tao bực, tao sẽ đánh thằng Nam Hàn!”.

    10. Berlusconi (ITALIA): “Thằng nào oánh tao, tao… ngủ với vợ thằng đó!”.

    11. SINGAPORE : “Thằng nào đánh tao? Chắc không thằng nào rảnh mà đi đánh tao!”.

    12. IRAQ : “Thằng nào đánh tao thì cứ đánh cho đã, chừng nào mệt thì tự động về!”.

    13. ARAP SAUDI : “Thằng nào đánh tao, tao mua thằng đó!”

    14. Bin laden: “Thằng nào đánh tao, tao khủng bố thằng Mỹ!”.

    15. Liên Hiệp Quốc: “Tao dán cái mác… vùng cấm bay lên thằng nào, chúng mày úp sọt thằng đấy cho tao!”.

    16. CUBA : “Thằng nào oánh tao, tao cho Việt Nam một mình canh giữ thế giới!”.

    17. VIỆT NAM: “Chỗ nào có oánh nhau, tao bày tỏ quan ngại sâu sắc. Còn thằng nào oánh tao, tao tuyên bố chủ quyền, tao cắt điện luân phiên, sau đó tao… cực lực lên án!”.

    @Nguồn: nhân dân ;-)

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    Caught speeding? No worries!

    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
    Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Woman: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Woman: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
    The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    Woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
    The first officer is stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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